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Nascar Demotivational Poster


NASCAR -


TAGS: nascar
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by epimethius05

Macumazahn - February 23, 2013, 8:46 pm
Shouldn't they be turnin' left?
agdaniele - February 2, 2011, 12:10 am
Grolschville. Dammit.
agdaniele - February 2, 2011, 12:09 am
Grolshville.
epimethius05 - February 1, 2011, 11:46 pm
Coluos- where ru if not in the USA?
epimethius05 - February 1, 2011, 11:44 pm
Thanks for the props Culos
culos - February 1, 2011, 4:45 pm
As a political incorrect non-American I absolutely love this. If rednecks didn't exist this might have been a 5L poster, but then again Nascar wouldn't exist without Rednecks... Its the Egg and Chicken conundrum all over again


NASCAR - This is what happens when. One idiot decides to, takes a right turn.


TAGS: crash nascar idiot
Rating: 3.89/5

More motifakes by kirbyfighter12

Thedewd - August 10, 2017, 1:27 am
NASCAR...Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks
Densaku - March 8, 2010, 4:36 pm
CRASHES:.....The only reason why NASCARs are worth watching.


BACK HAIR - Don't knock it. Nascar fan's use it!




TONY STEWART - Just when u thoght it couldn't get uglier, He came along




NASCAR T-SHIRT -




AMERICANS ARE DIFFERENT -


TAGS: football soccer world cup nascar tv
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by forseti

culos - February 22, 2011, 6:17 pm
The hell it is!
andyreddson - February 22, 2011, 6:16 pm
That's because it's spelled "S-O-C-C-E-R."
FSUninja777 - January 26, 2011, 5:04 pm
*face palms* I've refereed soccer (football) for 6 years now. there is nothing like getting yelled at for doing my job right. The best part is wen I get to throw coaches out of games though. They all act like they never saw it coming.
forseti - June 29, 2010, 5:27 pm
we could talk down every form of sport if we want. i just found this pic related to the world cup. i'm watching poker all the time. pretty stupid as well if i think about it ;)
Kung-Fu Devil - June 29, 2010, 8:20 am
Yes. Yes it is.
ICEMAN - June 28, 2010, 8:35 pm
Oh yeah, and watching a bunch of guys kicking a ball back & forth is absolutely riveting.
hootizz - June 28, 2010, 5:53 pm
haha..., and they STILL manage to CRASH...!!


NASCAR - After years of losing fans to boredom, They decided to add some excitement to NASCAR.


TAGS: nascar 88 dale jr transformers
Rating: 3.64/5

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Cloudchaser - July 14, 2010, 9:03 am
I hear it's being filmed in 3D.
ryuukage - July 13, 2010, 1:41 pm
It's from Transformers 3. I don't know why they have nascar cars. Here's where I got the pic. http://jalopnik.com/5585189/nascar-transformers-how-michael-bay-will-ruin-another-movie
Faceplant31 - July 13, 2010, 1:02 pm
I would go watch it. The movie theater would have to make an exception and serve beer tho.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 12:53 pm
Nascar Death Match?
Faceplant31 - July 13, 2010, 12:51 pm
No i saw that Grey. I meant what were the cars built for? Is there a new Redneck Super Hero movie staring RS coming out soon?
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 12:48 pm
I'm guessing the mini-gun out front of the 88 car, but's just a guess
Faceplant31 - July 13, 2010, 12:41 pm
Anyone know what this is all about?


BABY STORAGE - ....the REDNECK version..... so you can watch NASCAR without hassle




RACISM -


TAGS: nascar racing redneck hate
Rating: 2.75/5

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agdaniele - March 14, 2011, 11:45 pm
Magnificent! I knew this one sucked! LMAO!


HEY, ALRIGHT! - Looks like it's time for NASCAR!




GRAND-AM ROLEX SPORTS CAR SERIES - Fortunately, some motorsports have drivers skilled enough to race in even the nastiest of rain, unlike NASCAR.


TAGS: racing nascar grand am f1
Rating: 2.24/5

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jsull - March 6, 2012, 1:19 pm
Well put on some rain tires NASCAR. Same with Indy. Front engined Corvettes doing 200mph in rain and at night won their class at Le Mans. F1 cars drift in rain at 200+mph all the time - but they would not try it on slicks as you propose.
knowitall - August 14, 2009, 11:37 am
well, NASCAR also doesn't use rain tires and the NASCAR cup car is a tad heavy on the front end compared to the rolex car which would make it a wee bit loose @ 200 mph in the rain. try drifting with slicks in the rain some time then add 120 mph


EXACTLY - But at least the Special Olympics don't suck to watch AND pollute the air at the same time...and they're ACTUALLY retards.


TAGS: nascar retards special olympics motorsport cars
Rating: 1.77/5

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dan - October 29, 2008, 5:01 am
Who is in charge of letting idiots add second captions and ruin Motifakes??? I want to know. I think this one sucks anyways. But still.


NASCAR - the good old days may be behind us


TAGS: nascar rap terrorists
Rating: 4.06/5

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Greeny - January 14, 2012, 6:02 am
You're thinking of that hippity hop stuff... Rap was invented by Aerosmith
CloudchaserS - January 14, 2012, 4:36 am
It's even older than that. According to Wikipedia, "Rapping can be traced back to its African roots. Centuries before hip hop music existed, the griots of West Africa were delivering stories rhythmically, over drums and sparse instrumentation"
ICEMAN - January 14, 2012, 3:57 am
You realize of course that rap music was invented by square dance callers.
CloudchaserS - January 13, 2012, 11:55 pm
Haha! Love this! I've nothing against Nascar or rap, but the two go together about as well as tofu and steak!


NASCAR - This Is What It Would Look Like If Rednecks Were Banned


TAGS: nascar redneck banned
Rating: 3/5

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yeodawg@hotmail.com - February 13, 2010, 6:46 am
@ first it didn't make sense but now i see you've offended people. Where i'm from we call them YUPPERS upper peninsula, and they love their country and they love their NASCAR
aerofiend - February 12, 2010, 2:33 pm
I was being sarcastic, I'm from Georgia and I was saying that it really is hard to find a redneck that hasn't served his country.
Bovee - February 12, 2010, 2:12 pm
where do you live? i can see 12 right now.
aerofiend - February 12, 2010, 2:11 pm
Yeah cuz its hard to find a red neck that hasn't served.


NASCAR - It takes a lot of patience, to sit in a seat, watching cars take left turns, for.. a couple hundred laps...


TAGS: nascar
Rating: 2.94/5

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MO - March 11, 2010, 7:58 am
Punch mullet? *** *** ***!! check, check! one two, one two! Rough crowd. (I left some commas off for ya Ag!)
agdaniele - March 10, 2010, 9:40 pm
I am actually wondering, if there was, a sale on commas, at your local Wal Mart, store.
culos - March 10, 2010, 5:36 pm
And everyone is waiting for that one right turn that makes it worthwhile!
MO - March 10, 2010, 1:31 pm
That's why there's beer. And punch mullet!


NASCAR - NON-ATHLETIC-SPORTS-CENTERED-AROUND-REDNECKS!


TAGS: nascar
Rating: 1.91/5

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akornzombie - October 9, 2010, 11:45 am
Oh sure, because wearing a Nomex firesuit, crash helemt, being strapped into a bucket seat for hours on end while piloting a car through turns at 200 mph for hours on end isn't athletic.
DreMagnum - November 22, 2009, 11:21 pm
Or he could just be a baker
Haarakkon - November 22, 2009, 11:17 pm
Barley? As in Barley and Hops?
theboss - November 22, 2009, 11:14 pm
for retards like you who can barley read
DreMagnum - November 21, 2009, 7:17 pm
WHY-DO-WE-HAVE-TO-PUT-A-HYPHEN-BETWEEN-EVERY-WORD?


NASCAR - Whether it's a race or a wreck, let's drink and set stuff on fire!




THE OTHER 3 WISE MEN - Earl, Buddy and Jimbob came bearing gifts of malted barley, nicotene and sweaty wifebeaters


TAGS: nascar
Rating: 2.73/5

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TO BE THE WINNER -


TAGS: winner nascar
Rating: 3.37/5

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boeweizer - October 30, 2009, 2:29 am
they're making a left tuuurn!


NASCAR DRIVER AIDS - Not all technology has to be expensive.


TAGS: nascar driver aids
Rating: 2.85/5

More motifakes by Sam Dalton

Derek - February 7, 2010, 7:54 pm
@Cloud - You're all torque
Cloudchaser - February 7, 2010, 9:58 am
Put a Nascar Nextel Cup stocker in a tug of war with a Formula 1 or Indy Car and see what happens


NASCAR - Has 75 million fans? Awe, that's cute. Don't worry. You might see 600 million some day. (Well, probably not.)


TAGS: nascar
Rating: 1.88/5

More motifakes by Sam Dalton

Sean - September 3, 2009, 11:50 pm
NASCAR With birth control bein' all "compimicated 'n such" ... 600 million fans is about a week this Tuesday-ish.
lunchmeat5000 - September 3, 2009, 11:46 pm
And a few hundred are my relatives. I prefer Rolex and Le Mans instead.
CANADA - September 3, 2009, 10:53 pm
but them 75m are beer drinking gun toating rednacks you aint dare f***in with


NASCAR - The WWE of motorsports.


TAGS: http static howstuffworks com gif 1993 nascar results 1 jpg
Rating: 3.16/5

More motifakes by Sam Dalton

mitchell93 - November 7, 2009, 6:48 pm
what full of morons and slightly camp?


NASCAR - Who Knew That You Could Sleep So Well While So Much Noise Was Being Made.


TAGS: nascar
Rating: 2.2/5
manicbranic - November 9, 2009, 11:02 am
go left, young man!


NASCAR - The only time it is entertaining is when somebody dies.


TAGS: nascar
Rating: 2.05/5

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MO - March 8, 2010, 8:08 am
Crap! Can't change my avatar back till I get home tonight. Oh, 1L for bashing something you've prolly never watched. And for two posters in a row making fun of someone dying.


AFTER THE CHECKERED FLAG - Milburt casually makes the traditional Victory Lap around the pool before heading to the Winner's Circle


TAGS: winning moose nascar parody
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by fan4camping

spacedog - May 21, 2012, 6:10 pm
LOL! 5L
TheSanityInspector - May 19, 2012, 10:54 am
Great ph**o!


SPONSORS FOR EVERYONE -




HEY MA -




I HEAR Y'ALL -


TAGS: nascar indy car f1 what ever
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - September 9, 2009, 4:00 pm
Thanks Airman
Airman - September 9, 2009, 3:51 pm
LOL
BoneCD - September 9, 2009, 12:56 pm
Thanks PlayerM
Player_Meyer - September 9, 2009, 9:53 am
Genius! hahaha
Ed-Hyde - September 9, 2009, 8:22 am
I hear tell ones a girl?!? why, they'll be lettin'em vote next!
Noizgul - September 8, 2009, 11:39 pm
HAYULL NO BAH GAWD!
BoneCD - September 8, 2009, 6:20 pm
Thanks guys!
Sean - September 8, 2009, 6:17 pm
And some a them uppity indie drivers is French. Ain't right I tell ya.
culos - September 8, 2009, 6:12 pm
I just took a left turn there! 5 well deserved lions!
agdaniele - September 8, 2009, 6:12 pm
I love it. Five formula-L's


NASCAR - Shuffling arbitrarily around in circles and it's fake anyway. Basically, it's an expensive Lucky Ducks.




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